Geek insults !

• You always play Kinder don't you?
• Let me guess. When the GM requires a social interaction you reach for your dice before opening your mouth. 
• Shit man I thought pacman had a moderation problem 
• Still experimenting with inviting girls to game night I see. 
• Ahh!!!! I see you are from the Keanu Reeves school of character development. 
•  Wait! Wait don't tell me ..... Fighter/wizard/thief .......again! 
• Your so picky about the rules you invite your lawyer to game night. 
• In the character sheet of real life.. How many points did you get for adding the disadvantage of "asshole" 
• Oooh your cool I bet you are really popular in Azaroth! 
• Oh don't mind him ..last night His mom sent him to bed before experience was awarded. 
• Don't mind him ... His alignment is chaotic stupid. 
• Wow is that a ring of -4 social interaction ? 
• People!!!!....this is why we balance gaming with physical activity
•  Dude!!!  Life skills don't have a score! 
• Really?_______ I was expexting Magic missile? At the darkness?