The various problems someone who is poly might encounter
-Needing to remember the correct safeword for your current partner,......."Potato!! Jellyfish!! PEPERSTAKE!!!!!!!!!!?"
-Calendar sync server maintenance and end up on the wrong date night.
"Whoops !!!! .... Ummm urrrr sorry .. Wrong house.... Oh and honey don't forget Bobby has a parent teacher conference on Tuesday...."
- Needing an excel spreadsheet for allergies , dietary requirements of your lovers lovers.
-Having to figure out the correct punctuation for "Lover's lovers"
-Having to rehearse the "No I'm not jealous " speech
-Having to rehearse the "I'm not cheating " speech
-Having to apologise to (Total Lovers x Their Partners) x ( severity of issue / communication skill) for an asshole remark said at the wrong time
- Creating ringtones for all your lovers.
-Watching drama on TV and shouting "COMMUNICATION!!!! COMMUNICATION!!! Awwwww YOU IDIOT" Like you are watching a sports game!
~Kevin C. Mason